My Dearest Amazon Prime,
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
I love thee for the quick, fast shipping; just two short days and you’re mine
My wallet loves that shipping’s free, no order minimum I only need spend just a dime.
For the thousands of free Kindle lending reads instantly to my hands
I love thee for my bookworm’s needs are met by the
Best seller reads, brought by UPS before night.
I love thee freely, as my eyes are pleased by the sight;
I love thee purely, for instant streaming even though it keeps me up all night.
I love thee for free movies and TV shows and
In my old griefs are forgiven by sharing my subscription with my kin
I love thee with a love for saved time
With my lost wits, regained from shopping trips refrained,
In traffic to store filled with crowds, my skins crawling now, the worst scare of all my life! —and if God choose,
I shall but love thee better by morning’s first light.
Kelly aka Texas Type A Mom
Based on: “How Do I Love Thee? Let Me Count the Ways…(Sonnet 43) by Elizabeth Barrett Browning
Kelly is a contributor to Dealectica for deals on kids and baby items–she would know, she has a 2 1/2 year old girl and another on the way! She blogs about family, food, and life in Austin over at Texas Type A Mom. Be sure to follow her on Twitter and check out her 2011 Holiday Gift Guide.